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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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beemovieerotica

continually awed by how american states function like separate countries

I held back on getting my gender changed in the state of Georgia because it required filing a court case and appearing before a judge to prove that I had transitioned enough to warrant calling myself male on my documents. there was a strong possibility they could deny me because I hadn't undergone any type of surgery (a requirement under Georgia law that is waived only sometimes), despite passing as male 100% of the time.

this morning I went to the Maryland vehicle administration building and they had a touch screen with buttons that said "male" and "female."

I paused and asked the lady "I can choose male, right?" and she looked at me (again, I'm just some guy with a beard) (and I think she misheard me) and she was like "Oh! Do you want to be female now?" I said no, my Georgia license (directly in front of her) says female, they wouldn't let me change it, can I be male now?

she said to just pick whichever I wanted. I got my updated license in 5 minutes.

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This is Dollar Squash

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Reblog for something innocuous to be wildly successful, or to receive a huge winter squash.

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Dollar squash has been picked, and has been upgraded to FIVE DOLLAR SQUASH. It’s nearly 50 lbs.

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Or reblog just to share an epic & beautiful squash with your mutuals.

bariumsalts

That is an ENTIRE winter squash right there. November through April squash.

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This post was too successful… we have another five of these big boys plumping up on the vine!

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THIS ISN’T EVEN ALL OF THEM

I have literally hundreds of pounds of squash

Hundred dollar squishening

Fall success

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I’d like y'all to know that we STILL HAVE SQUASH from this pile in the house. It’s been 12 months and we still suffer under the bounty of squash.

I wish you all wealth that just will not leave you no matter how hard you try.

friedwizardwhispers
very convinced itll be when vanitas is abt to be corrupted by the book and itll be incredibly bittersweet bc vanitas will go exactly the way he wants and noe will get to grant him that mercy but its gonna be sad as hell😭